I fucking, fucking, fucking, FUCKING hate looking for a job. I lost my job about a month ago, and predictibly, the job hunting process has been incredibly painful.

But, that isn't why I'm updating this little journal. No, this is for a little retard called "Chris-Chan". This jackass is a target for the 'internet hate machine', as I refer to them (rules 1 & 2), and for good reason. He has quite a list of offences.

1. He sat out front of Piedmont Virginia Community College with a sign that read: "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION." Now, any cognizant, functioning human being would see this as solicitation, which is exactly what the dean, a Ms. Mary Lee Walsh, thought. She ended up tearing up his sign, and getting him carried away by the "JERKOPS", which he viewed as "that EVIL WITCH of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens who previously SHATTERED MY HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a Sweetheart of the opposite gender in Virginia". Now this little prick obsesses over her, and is so pathetic as to come up with this:
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I'd like to point out that he also sucks pretty hard at this game.

2. ""I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). "

That's pretty fucking creepy, eh?

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This a medallion of his "original" character Sonichu, which is just the incredibly crappy combination of Sonic the Hedgehog (because there isn't enough crappy fanart of him apparently) and Pikachu.

He's never seen without this godawful reminder of his faggotry, but even worse is how he treats this "character". Anytime someone even mentions it's name, he quickly slaps them with a Cease & Desist that includes a threat of lawsuit. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't he just a rip-off of two copy-written characters? Now, I'm no laywer, but isn't THAT technically copyright infringment?

Christ.

Now, there are more examples of his gigantic dickery, but I'll be fucked before I put anymore effort towards this asshole. If you want to know more, here's some links:

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(Hopefully mentioning his characters name will get him to threaten a lawsuit. That might actually get some readers here.)